Sorry they muzzled your boyfriend. Yeah.

[Sorry they muzzled your boyfriend. Yeah.]

Stuff about me and shit~

Pronouns: He/Him, Vam/Vamp/Vampself, They/Them, Sir/Sire/Siren/Sirenself, Squid/Squidself, Fae/faer, It/Its, Voi/Void/Voidself, Dae/Daem, Stag/Stagself, Fog/Fogself, Fang/Fangself

Identity: Genderfluid transman, acespec/arospec, nblm/mlm achillean that is occasionally stricken with adoration for a woman.

AO3: Stranded_In_The_Cosmos 

Names: Miles/Dean/Will/Galadriel/Corinthian/Kennedy/Birdie/Wheat/Sam/Cryil/Ash/Laz/Luke/Mariah/Sam/Lucas/Jacob/Light/Flicker/Bee/Pearl/Elias/Casanova/Lion/Danny/Max/Sea/Muriel/Raphael/Seraph/Seahawk/Bow/Hen/Briar/Wasp/Otter/Lithium/Arsenic/Neon/Xenon/Iridium/Argon/Bog/Rat/Adam/Eve/Helios/Uranium/Pultonium/Radium/Mercury/Venus/Mars/Jupiter/Saturn/Pluto/Cricket/Cecil/Baphomet/Achilles/Patroclus/Dante/Mozzarella/Tangerine/Clementine/Ethan/Michael/Sebastian/Cider/Pep/Marshall/Koi/Marsh/Icarus/Apollo/Crowleigh/Squid/Kirby/Twig/Lyre/Luciferase/Phosphor/Castor/Atlas/Astrophel/Elias/Lycus/Peach/Blossom/Blythe/Caron/Ante/Worm/Honeydew/Fig/Bug/Apricot/Glowstick/Strawberry/Soy/Tot/Dionysus/Hermes/Vale/Valentine/Cherry/Coral/Charity/Cloud/Cinna/Leviathan/Applesauce/Basil/Fang/Formaldehyde

I also have F/Os~

Luke Brandon- Confessions of A Shopaholic (Romantic)

Hannibal Lecter- Hannibal NBC (Romantic)

Will Graham- Hannibal NBC (Romantic)

Alana Bloom- Hannibal NBC (Platonic/Parental)

Le Chiffre- Casino Royale 2006 (Romantic)

Nigel- Charlie Countryman (Romantic)

Grigg Harris- The Jane Austen Book Club (Romantic)

Aro Volturi- The Twilight Saga (Romantic)

Duncan Vizla- Polar 2019 (Romantic)

Rochefort- The Three Musketeers 2011 (Romantic)

Charlie Countryman- Charlie Countryman (Platonic)

Bobby Bronson- Roar 2022 (Romantic)

Gabriel- Supernatural (Queer-platonic)

Dean- Supernatural (Romantic)

Sam- Supernatural (Platonic)

Castiel- Supernatural (Romantic)

Kaecilius- Doctor Strange (Romantic)

Jack Ganzer- Tempo (Romantic)

Prince Charmont- Ella’s Enchanted (Romantic)

I am not good at tagging things, but if I have a post you want tagged or anything like that I will be happy to go back and tag it! Most anything I’m willing to tag. Normal dni if you’re a bigot or asshole, I am not afraid of the block button, and if you wanna be a friend just say hi! I don’t bite. Most of the time.

[Sorry they muzzled your boyfriend. Yeah.]

[yeehawpim]

ALT

when your grammar accidentally transfers

[minipupart]

adding onto this with my own

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[itsbansheebitch]

This works for YouTubers as well lmao

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GIMME THOSE DINOSAUR STICKERS

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[nestedneons]

By fuelstains

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[psychotic-gerard]

moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

[fluffy-critter]

[themysticallovecabbage]

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

this cunt gave me a Python script to PROVE how wrong it is

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

IT GASLIT ME AND THEN REFUED TO TALK 😭😭 ai is not the fucking future

[quendergeer]

"maybe you misspelled p"

[Sorry they muzzled your boyfriend. Yeah.]

[that-house]

do you think in the omegaverse they call it slick or treat

[themeaninglessjumble]

do you think that you will ever be absolved of your sins?

[that-house]

I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it I’m gambling real hard on there not being an afterlife

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[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

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[sanitymakesposts]

I absolutely fucking love haptic feedback on mobile devices. It feels like the prostate of a future tech god is showing me images of rodents. Pulse in my hand, boy.

[sanitymakesposts]

You are really not going to like what getting a reply does to my phone

[sanitymakesposts]

This amounts to prayer btw

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[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[that-house]

throating that THANG!!!!!

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[demitsorou]

My thrall Saros, he's a giant 14ft tall biopunk lizard demon that can shift form between the said giant lizard and a fucked up monster man with fat tits. Artworks from 2019/2020

Thralls and The Loyal Ones Fantasy Universe belong to @sixfootart

[Sorry they muzzled your boyfriend. Yeah.]

[celine-deyonce]

This is so funny

[kallistoi]

[video description: a clip from the simpsons. milhouse leans over to bart during class and whispers, "hey bart, what about the booby trap?" bart gasps and rushes up to the front of the classroom and knocks off a thumbtack from the teacher's desk chair just as marge is about to sit in it. pretending he was pulling out the chair for her, he asks, "may i?" marge thanks him and he walks back to his seat as kids laugh at him. milhouse tells him, "i meant the other booby trap." bart gasps again and runs back up to the front of the room, tackling marge out of the way just as a giant log battering ram on a rope swings toward the spot where she was sitting. marge says, "ohhhh. kids have been doing that one since my day."]